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Speculatistics 

These are statistical propositions based upon fuzzy numbers, guesswork or fantasy.
The committee report was filled with speculatistics based on data from God knows where!
Speculatistics by I, Wreckerrr June 16, 2021

speculating 

Assuming something before really knowing.

People be speculating too much.
speculating by lil cc November 11, 2006

Specular 

something extremely awesome or impossible that happens
That skateboard trick is so specular.
Specular by KKMHM July 21, 2009

Specugator 

One who speculates on those of the homosexual persuation.
Alice: That Tommy, I think he might be gay.
Alan: Who cares if he is? Quit being a specugator.
Specugator by camelpopcorn March 16, 2017

speculate to accumulate 

A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.
"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.

speculator 

person who invests in a risky venture, in the hope of making a large profit.
Stop being a speculator, i don't want to buy porn for 10$s.
speculator by Jessica February 26, 2004