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The Don Special 

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The act of having sex "doggy style" and just before you finish you pull out and spit on the womens back, she turns to you in disgust as you finish in her eye and punch her in the mouth.
I gave this girl "The Don Special" last night and now I up on sexual assault charges.
The Don Special by D III August 9, 2006
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Special Needs Donkey • The Don Special • sicilian donkey mashed potato special • Donny Osmond Special • Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce • The Colville donde la Spezial • Specialton • special • special k • special snowflake

Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce 

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Expression used when one is ripped off.
Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.
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Special Needs Donkey 

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A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.

Can be shortened to "SND".
"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"

"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."
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sicilian donkey mashed potato special 

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A sex position where a woman is doing a handstand and a man is doing a backflip whilst continuously thrusting his hips forward. This position was discovered by author Sam_le_fou.
Peter: Last night, Mr Trash watched me fucking a stripper in the sicilian donkey mashed potato special position.
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Donny Osmond Special 

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When you and your lady are getting ready to do the dirty, you tell her to wait for just a minute while you step out of the room. When you return, you are wearing a lobster suit. Instead of intercourse, you simply run around the room wailing, "Whalla-walla-wallah!". Your current girlfriend should be left dazed, confused, and unsatisfied. Shortly after this stunt, jump out of the window and drive away.

Warning: You will probably be seeking a new girlfriend afterwards.
"I usually don't do this, but tonight I think I am going to pull a "Donny Osmond Special" on insert current girlfriend's name here"
Donny Osmond Special by Greasy_Phillip December 8, 2009
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Specialton 

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A being that is special with a hint of retarded or retarded with a hint of special
"wow you're actually a specialton"
Specialton by ReTaRd*2 June 4, 2018