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speakerguy

One who spends too much time on linux and listens to too much black metal, especially such a one who practices acts of anarchtical chaos and exhibits megalomaniac traits in real life.
Don't be a speakerguy, get off Kazaa >:O
speakerguy by cheesepie.net January 7, 2004
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speakerguy

Someone who takes out a large amount of domains for no reason other than he can.
Speakerguy bought his 14th domain today!!
speakerguy by Carnage September 11, 2003

speakerfuck 

When someone calls you and asks you a compromising question about someone and fails to mention that you're on speaker phone and that the person you're talking about is listening.
Jane: Hey, what do you think about Karen? (on speaker phone)
Sally: I can't stand that bitch ass hoe. (unaware of the speaker phone)
Jane: Yeah, i thought so. Oh, by the way, you're on speaker phone and Karen's right here.
Karen: Fuck you Sally.
Sally: Jane! You totally speakerfucked me.
speakerfuck by Jax27 April 3, 2008

speakerqueer 

Losers who are so obsessed with speakers and all things pertaining to audio. Even the mention of the word 'sub' or 'bass' pegs thier dorkwad meter to the maximum.
I used to like to instant message Jerry and Mike but now they are just a bunch of Speakerqueers
speakerqueer by Jonny Ringo February 27, 2007

Sweaterguy 

A Douche that wears skinny jeans and argyle sweaters. Loner at parties. Attempts to deceive straight, hot girls into thinking he is gay so that they will not be threatened buy him. Solicits their feedback on sweaters. Offers a shoulder to cry on and a ride home. Invariably slips roofie into subject's drink and takes them back to their mom's basement to violate them.
Did you hear about Jessica? She broke up with Billy and woke up in Sweaterguy's (aka John) mom's basement the next morning.
Sweaterguy by NOT_a_Sweaterguy August 1, 2012
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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