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redneck speaker phone 

when mama is on the front porch of the "single wide" yelling with the neighbor across the trailer park talking about how "sorry" her baby daddy is. she is using the redneck speaker phone.
i wish tonya and linda would quit using the redneck speaker phone , put more minutes on their pre paid phones and quit yelling to each other across the park, i bet everyone in the trailer park is tired of hearing the details of the ex cons they are both sharing in bed.

Speakerphoning 

Speakerphoning is when a person constantly puts callers on speakerphone in an office. The volume is always set high enough everyone around is forced to listen to the entire conversation. It's similar to phone sex but in an office place.
"That guy in IT won't stop speakerphoning with me. I keep asking him to stop, it's so awkward!"

"The guy that sits behind me is always speakerphoning all the merchants, it's so damn annoying! I can't get any work done hearing them talk all day"
Speakerphoning by BaryArmsby October 21, 2009

Speakerphone Warning 

A courtesy notification given to the person on the other end of a telephone conversation alerting them to the fact that they are on speakerphone. This is done to prevent unintentionally offending someone within earshot of the speaker. Speakerphone warnings are especially tactful if someone that applies to one or more following traits may overhear the conversation: a minority, obese, a woman, management, your wife, an overly religious person, or a cop.
Bella: "Hello?"

Antonio: "Hey it's Tony, you're on speakerphone just so you know. My boss, Ernie, is in the office with me."

Bella: "Thanks for the speakerphone warning. Hi Ernie!"

speakerphonbia

A deathly fear of participating in conversation on a speaker phone.
Liz's extreme case of speakerphonbia limited her ability to find an office job.
speakerphonbia by Trae C. February 25, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026