Shaved Pussy Distraction Syndrome - serious condition requiring much hands on therapy resulting from finding out the girl you are talking to shaves completely and your ability to focus on even the most mundane detail is completely dissolved.
though we have been friends for years now, once I found out Danika was completely shaved I developed a wicked case of SPDS and couldn't hold even the simplest conversation with her without thinking of her naked.
"Sexual Predator Dave", This is the nickname for a/any "large" person with particularly bad teeth and an all-around gross appearance named David that has a liking for underage girls. The girl of choice is usually around 12 years old.
Hey did you see S.P.D. today over at the pre-school? Because he wasnt at his house, or the elementary school, or the middle school. I sure hope i can get a hold of him before he gets a hold of another little girl.