spawk

Expresses the extreme awkwardness of a situation.

A contraction of super and awkward.

Better than "Awk", "Awksauce", or "Awks" when used in a conversation.

One step ahead of "spawk" is "tupawk".

"Well, the night didn't end well. When he finished, he cried...."
"Oh... that's spawk..."

"Oh, that was YOUR girlfriend I was hitting on? ...... spawk."

"Hey, Karen, whaddup homie g!"
".... I'm not Karen..."
"Ohh... spawk!"

"It was terrible man, her mom walked in right as we were goin.... way spawk. Actually, it was even tupawk"

spawk by katemoore December 25, 2011

Spawk Frip 

A large footed truck flipper

spawk frippa the truck flippa

Spawk Frip by Eleutheromania August 11, 2022

cincinnati spackler

cum in said significant others ass and then have them fart in your face

i got shitfaced last night then she/he gave me the cincinnati spackler

cincinnati spackler by mypssy August 11, 2010

Slawk

The act of ejaculating on or in something.

Last night was great, I slawked all over her face.

Slawk by Jed Nascar, Harvey Danger August 11, 2010

Spackle Jack

Seminal fluid that one has stored (usually jarred/canned) for use as a lubricant during sexual intercourse at a later time.

Jimmy dipped the bologna pony into the luke-warm jar of spackle jack before thunder fucking Todd's b-hole

Spackle Jack by maMFz11 January 15, 2019

Spooge-spackled 

When someone has every orifice, hole, crack and crease in/on their body filled with semen. Generally in reference to a megawhore, super slut or uberskank.

My neighbor is a true multi-tasker. She'll take it everywhere and from everybody. That girl leaves no hole unfilled. She's spooge-spackled up to her eyelids!!

Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...

That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?

Spooge-spackled by MidCenturyMr February 4, 2010

Shit Spackle 

This is the shit that is caked onto different areas of the toilet and won't wash away after some lard ass releases a gas packed diarrhea load!

Every time that fatass uses our restroom, there's shit spackle in there for days

Shit Spackle by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004