spatafore 

When you are standing there, minding your own business, then someone hits you in the head with a golf club.

Person 1 - "Why is he in the hospital, what happened?"
Person 2 - "He was spatafored..."
Person 1 - "Those mutha F$#@ers!!!"

spatafore by Gern Blanstein December 19, 2006

Spadafore 

The state of being whereas one has extremely bad luck..In fact, the worst luck in the world at any given moment in time. If you are referred as "spadafore" before you are about to do something stupid...immediately rethink what you are about to do, because there is a 99.9% chance you will be caught...especially by your parents

"hey dude...wanna drive around going 120 down the 101 with 5 chicks in the car at 2 AM?"
"na man you look kinda spadafore right now, and i don't wanna get caught with you"
"what?!? do i? shit, k well maybe my parents will gps track my car..i better not"

Spadafore by spazaz February 7, 2007

spatafore 

The act of shooting a total stranger in the back of the head following an automobile collision and the subsequent exchange of insurance information.

Marc pulled a Spatafore on that guy for ramming into his new jeep.

The officer said that the deceased appeared to be a victim of a Spatafore after his collision on the I-15.

spatafore by L to the P December 25, 2006

Spatafore 

spat-a-fore
-proper noun
a name given to a man who readily takes numerous cocks in his asshole while receiving immense pleasure and joy from the ordeal.

Billy Schuh loves the cock so much we should call him Spatafore.

Spatafore by Alitheia December 11, 2008

Saiforen 

An undead werewolf with a preference for elven women.

Saiforen found an elven woman in the questionable inn.

Saiforen by Warzen April 26, 2011

Spatialrend 

Anal sex done in space, where you tear your partner's asshole, thus creating a rend, in space.

Jim: Did you hear about those astronauts that got back from the moon?
Jerry: Yeah, I heard one gave the other a spatialrend.
Jim: His asshole must be totally ruined for life

Spatialrend by Zorro tho April 19, 2017