spatially challenged 

A phrase to call someone fat.

To be so large that you have trouble finding space to fit into.

Darren: Yo dawg, do you think Nicole can fit in that mutha fucka?

Hari: You bring up a capital point Darren, we all know that she is spatially challenged, she may indeed find it difficult to fit in that bus.

spatially challenged by iccthedral October 17, 2008

spatially challenged 

someone who is not aware of the space and other objects around them, to the point that they are constantly walking into things, tripping, knocking things over

Bill: Did Laura just turn around and walk into that wall?
Anne: ya, she is spatially challenged

spatially challenged by spfe August 2, 2011

The O'Rourke Speciality 

Go into a bar with a fake persona then chat up a girl and repeatedly buy her drinks and rufie her until all motor skills are lost. Follow this by carrying her to a hotel room and laying her spread on the bed proceed the deeply throat fuck her whilst shitting in her cleavage. Then turn around and titty fuck her smashing shit into her chin until she throws up then slap her in the face with a spunky, shitty and vomit covered penis until her cheekbones are a lovely purple color.

I picked up the girl the other night and gave her The O'Rourke Speciality said the man to his lawyer.

The O'Rourke Speciality by Twataface November 6, 2019

Speciality 

n. the art of being special

George Bush sure is full of speciality. And no one should ever misunderestimate him!

Speciality by Levi Rokey August 6, 2008

Spaciality 

A specific state of being existing within the human mind. The state is untreatable, irreversible and permanent. Speech is affected greatly, utilizing a neanderthal-type approach. (ex. huh, what, duh.) The absent, black hole of emptiness is vast, creating a 'Spacious' cavern where the brain usually resides. The personality of the affected person tends to coincide with that of a "blonde" and/or a "dumbass." Currently, 'Spaciality' has been found to occupy a rapidly growing number of minds within modern society.

"Teaching a student with Spaciality is damned near impossible."

Spaciality by DojinGirl222 October 26, 2019

Skatality 

(Skāte-ăl-ĭ-tē) Noun. (1) The state of a figure skater, skate-boarder, roller-skater, or anyone on roller or ice skates, after they make a mistake in which they sustain an injury.

One morbid way to enjoy ice skating is to watch for a skatality, when one or more skaters make a grave mistake.

Skatality by David W. Irish May 5, 2018

Stapiality 

An individual with a perverted attraction, often highly sexual, of the common office item, staples.

Wow, that Indianna girl is so interested in stapiality!! What a freak!! Spare the poor staples from her sexual advances!!!

Stapiality by The Staple Guy July 13, 2021