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Spamton(Spamton G. Spamton) from Deltarune Chapter 2 , his first encounter text reads as follows
HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE All [Alone On A Late Night?]
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, Abandoned you for the slime YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE Drain Drain??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A Specil Deal FOR LONELY Hearts LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE Lost Control Of Your [Life]
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE Silly Strings
WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
BIG SHOT!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
Hyperlink Blocked.
YOU WANT IT.
YOU WANT Hyperlink Blocked, DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR HeartShapedObject.
YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE LIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU
Show it off?
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
hey I heard Spamton from Deltarune Chapter 2's pretty hard
Spamton by Sanemero57 September 30, 2021
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Spartan Ski Club 

The largest club on MSU's campus. A social club with a skiing problem. The rowdiest, most bad-ass club on campus!
"Who are those people running through campus naked?"
"Oh, it's probably just Spartan Ski Club getting after it."
Spartan Ski Club by THE GINGER November 28, 2012

Spamton g Spamton 

a man of the pipis.
"I've always ben a man of the pipis a real pipis person!" Spamton g Spamton.
Spamton g Spamton by asxdghjkl September 27, 2021

Spartan Shower

An ice-cold shower taken daily to enhance one's mental toughness and physical well-being. Spartans, for whom valued strength and pride as matters of high reputation, believed hot water was for the weak and emasculated; they frequently immersed in cold water for vigor and increased vitality. The Spartan Shower has numerous benefits including:

-Improved circulation
-Improved immune system
-Reduced blood pressure on internal organs
-Strengthens the sympathetic nervous system
-Improved mood, decreased anxiety and stress, relieved depression
-Improved hair and skin
-Decreased inflammation
-Increased testosterone
-Conditions you to be fearless as a Spartan warrior
Jamey used to be timid, but he started taking Spartan Showers every day and now he eats bears for breakfast.
Spartan Shower by SharkBass028 November 4, 2013

Spamtonism 

The Spamton religion. We worship our lord and savior spamton and tuck him into bed and read our god bedtime stories. come join us to praise the mosquito man, amen
"Who do you believe in?"
"I BELIEVE in the BIG SHOT Lord and Saavior spamton, JOIN [NOW!!] Spamtonism!.🙏"
Spamtonism by ellgun October 16, 2021
Just a slime who wants to give you some kromer. The best thing about him is HYPERLINK [BLOCKED].
HE HE HEY! IT'S ME YOUR [old friend] SPAMTON!
Spamton by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021

spartaned 

Getting thrashed in competition. The word has its origins in the 38-0 beatdown that the Michigan State Spartans suffered at the hands of Alabama on December 31st, 2015.
Jeb Bush is getting spartaned in the New Hampshire primary.
spartaned by Choir Boy 74 April 22, 2016