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1.
unsolicited and unwanted sperm; sperm which is simply a nuisance; unwanted pornography
My sex life seems to be bedevilled with sparm these days. or, My computer is increasingly cluttered up with sparm.
by philologue August 23, 2011
 
2.
Very Attractive Female - Stands out in a crowd
Did you see that Sparm? ; Sparms on your right ; We went to a club and saw so many Sparms. Was that a Sparm that came past just now? ; She was totally Sparmy ; She is such a Sparm
by InstruoProBellum June 13, 2009
 
3.
To be the most disgusted you have ever been , and in some cases you will ever be.
after i pulled the trigger the only word in my head was SPARM! SPARM! SPARM! over and over because i had gone insane.
by Bunnywith April 28, 2007