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sparkley purple zebra 

A sparkley purple zebra is a nickname used to describe a woman who is beautiful, intelligent, awesome and who can always make your day. more often than not a " Vanessa" will be refered to as a sparkley purple zebra, just like a vanessa, sparkley purple zebras can be very hard to come by and should be cherished and loved.
She is my sparkley purple zebra
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Sparkley Pony

A special pony with glittery hooves and a silver thread mane who will frolick in the dew with the sparkley fairies and the llamas in Wobeniekenstein, the land of the free, home of the whopper.
The sparkley Pony ran wildly through the meadows and frolicked in the dew with Floyd, the equivalent of Jesus.
Sparkley Pony by schnibbly wonka November 1, 2004

sparkley clean 

Your dress is so sparkley clean when the light hits it, it sparkles!
sparkley clean by Mrs. Hazel February 25, 2019

Pink Sparkley Butterflies 

The best thing ever! A phrase used by me, usually randomly to break silence. I mean, who wouldn't like pink Sparkley butterflies?
(Dramatic scene in lunchroom)

*A kid stands on table in lunchroom and says in very loud voice,*
"I hate school! I hate you! Fuck life, fuck this place of shit. I am very happy to leave this hell hole!"

*Kid walks out schooldoor*

(Not surprisingly, he never came back LOL)

A long awkward silence......
Then.....
Me: "I LIKE PINK SPARKLEY BUTTERFLIES!"

And that, my friends, is the effective way to use this phrase.

sparklefluff 

Confusion created by using a made up word in your domain name.
For example: SparkleFluff
Net Usr 1: I couldn't find that domain you told me about, what was the name?
Net User2: Too much sparklefluff, I guess. The name was Barkenator.com

Texas Sparkle

When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".
Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."

Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."
Texas Sparkle by KillerChimp November 4, 2011

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. 

A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.

From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.
You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!