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Captain Sparklez 

A YouTuber who makes Gaming videos (mostly Minecraft) which get a large amount of views. He works with many other YouTubers. He makes musical parody's of songs such as "Revenge" a parody of "DJ got us falling in love again" by Usher. And "TNT" a parody of "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz. He is a
Youtube and Machinima partner.
Amazing YouTuber who is great at games.

Boy 1: "Wow, Captain Sparklez is amazing at video games!"

Boy 2: "I know right!"
Captain Sparklez by ALPHASAMMICH October 17, 2011
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Captain Sparklez 

Jordan Maron or otherwise known as CaptainSparklez is a youtuber who also works with Machinima, He is a super sweet loving guy. He has his hair up in a "fo-hawk" For some he is also "socialy awkward" Others might just thing his as another hot youtuber. He loves to play Minecraft Call Of Duty Zombies. He is easily scared and just a fun guy to prank once in a while. Whenever you get to meet him, try to scare the hell out of him. hehe.
Girl 1: OMG Its Captain Sparklez like the most awesome guy ever!
Girl 2: I now right and his hair is sooo HAWT!

sparklepeen

Twilight reference: Bella Swan's nickname for Edward Cullen's dick. It refers to a penis that is cold, hard and most importantly, sparkly.
Edward Cullen: Need some wood, baby?
Bella Swan: You mean rock?
Edward: Need some rock, baby?
Bella: Hells yeah. Ohai there sparklepeen!!1!
sparklepeen by OMGDAZZLED~ March 1, 2009

Sparkleweed 

A substance that puts a sparkle into your life; makes everything seem on the bright side; boosts sex drive; the only known form of addicting weed.
-"Ay let's go light up on some sparkleweed"
-"As long as you got some glittercrack to sprinkle on it!"
Sparkleweed by Rhooka July 4, 2008

Sparklezaperation 

How it feels the moment you know you found the perfect person to spend the rest of your life with.
I don't know how to express how it feels to be with you, other than that it's like a sparklezaperation of my soul.
Sparklezaperation by Hil-1 October 1, 2011

sparklette 

A hot serious person with god like skill, incredible dance, and sheer beauty, especially when it comes to hula hooping.
Did you see the Sparklette's epic Carmen Miranda hula hoop routine?
sparklette by Ernie Sparkles February 26, 2018

Sparkleover 

Sparkleover is a saying used frequently by fans of the web comic, Sparklecare, as a way of saying that something is over, in reference to "its joever". The phrase is usually used a joke within the fandom, although it can be used in a serious matter. It's also part of the language, "Sparklish".
you : I've been banned from the sparklecare website..
someone : It's so sparkleover...
Sparkleover by YouKneeSC June 7, 2023