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A condition often observed after a night of grinding with a girl with a sparkly and/or sequined dress, typically at a club or a high school dance, leaving the front of the man's pants shiny and iridescent. A man observing his friend's sparklecrotch should immediately offer a high five.
Sparklecrotch? Nice! You've earned a high five!
by IHeartFrank March 10, 2011