sparklecrack 

Any smallish decorative / personal adornment item that a) can or does glitter, shimmer, or sparkle; b) is often small-ish in physical size and not exceedingly expensive for a single piece; c) is surprisingly (almost frighteningly) collectable. And once you get a few, you really need a few more, because they're fun and pretty and not much maintenance. Then a few dozen more, to round out your collection. Then a few hundred, because there are slight differences and you really do need all the variants. Pretty soon your home has a dedicated area for your own personal flavor of sparklecrack: your makeup, your jewelry, your gemstones, your pewter figures...what have you.

It's not sparklecrack until it has its own storage solution.

sparklecrack by Slave to the Sparkle November 15, 2010

sparklecock 

Specifically, fellatio from a horseface when both of you are quite bladdered/monged.

3 litres of sangria in this little trattoria in Cabbagetown, and I wound up getting sparklecocked by chick from Rexdale in a an alley in Forest Hill Village.

sparklecock by spivey May 19, 2004

sparklecock 

that would be:

getting a hummer by a horsefaced bitch who is drunk on mexican wine.

bj fell asleep, totally bonged, and awoke to find that the horseface had given him a sweet sparklecock.

sparklecock by wreckage May 17, 2004

spacklecrack 

Noun

1. A term used to describe a person who went to sleep with so much semen leaking out of their butthole, that they awaken to their buttcheeks being stuck together and their buttcrack completely sealed shut.

"After a long night of drinking and several sexual partners, she awoke with a severe case of spacklecrack."

spacklecrack by billebllunt May 12, 2014

sparklesack 

Shiny Sex worker underwear

Omg look at that sparklesack!

sparklesack by CafeConnisuer February 4, 2024