spank'd 

of being beat, tired, hungover, rather ripped, or just generally out of it following a troublesome series of events; also describing the state of affairs

Ma, my whole place burned down, my apartment burned down. It was faulty wiring... it is just... spank'd.

spank'd by speaks4treez September 10, 2010

spank'd 

Windsurfing term

Verb: To be shoved with sudden great force into the water while on a planing reach. This action happens when the apparent or prevailing wind curves around the leeward side of the sail and inverts it to windward.

Man - I got totally SPANK'D on that last run.

spank'd by w5 February 23, 2005

spank'd 

beat, used in an expression after a race, and/or competition

that street race was sweet, but you got spank'd

spank'd by Mike tha Dyke September 28, 2003

Spark Driver 

Someone who sits in their hot car all day in a walmart parking lot, watching illegal immigrants use bots and multiple devices to defraud the company, customers and honest drivers out of their hard earned pay.

Im a spark driver. Im an idiot who is exploited by illegal aliens

Spark Driver by anonymous July 22, 2025

Spark Donkey 

A robot capable of doing chores.

my spark donkey mows the lawn now that he’s got full-self-driving

Spark Donkey by jackcousteau August 8, 2025

spark it down 

A much much cooler way of saying spark it up, meaning to light a cigarette or joint.
- Also a way of letting somebody know it's their turn to spark and share the smoke/joint.

"Spark it down!!!"

spark it down by Annie-Banannie May 15, 2005

D-Sprak 

an absolue boss and a person who is hecka cool

That kid is such a man, he is a genuine D-sprak

D-Sprak by derekknott March 23, 2009