spankle

to both spank and hug, and tackle someone at the same time, or in rapid succession. Usually used as shorthand in online chats.

/me spankles newguy123

by ranger bill May 20, 2008

spankle

To spank someones butt as their hands are holding their ankles

Wow, she walking weird. Her boyfreind must have spankled her last night.

by beezer January 5, 2015

spankle

to masturbate with a lit sparkler.

Yay, its bonfire night...lets have a spankle!

by CockMuncher September 18, 2003

Spankle

When that ass so nonexistent it goes straight from spine to ankle.

Yo, did you see that flat bitch Nicole, she got a spankle. I Don't know why he's even talking to her

by Charlotte Wong September 13, 2018

spankles

An severely obese person has "spankles" when a roll of fat at their ankles separates their legs from their feet. Very tight foot wear can cause a "spankling" effect on a moderately large person, where the flesh folds over the tops and backs of the shoes. Spankles are an undesirable condition which can be prevented with regular diet, exercise, and appropriate footwear. The same condition at the wrists may be called "sprists" or "spuh-wrists".

1. Person A: Wow! Gina's gained a ton of weight.
Person B: Check out those spankles!
Person A: Looks like she's wearing flesh pants!

2. Young Bride: OMG! I can't wear these for my wedding! They're so tight they're giving me spankles!
Friend: Yeah, they look hella nasty.

by SinMickey June 29, 2008

ass spankled

when someone beats you in a fight and you dont do anything about it but cry or tell

i ass spankled john yesterday that little bitch cryed through the whole ass spankling

by ass spankler June 13, 2009

ankle spankles

when your pants are to short for you and they spank your ankles as your walking.

heidi: wow that guys pants are so short theyre spanking his ankles!

elle: dang man, hes got a severe case of ankle spankles

by Elle M. July 29, 2006