Spankin' the goblin

The act of masturbating or smacking your penis

Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."

by Deadwerewolf July 2, 2013

spankin' the chimp

jerking off, whacking away at your member, pulling your pud.

i called dave to go to the bar, but he was too bush spankin' the chimp to go out.

by anthony December 15, 2004

spankin slime

lubricant used for masturbation i.e. "jerking off" or "spankin it" also known as motion lotion

Oooh, a new porno in the mail...fuck, where did i put my spankin slime?

by Chaos Spawn March 18, 2010

spankin hankins

the act of getting wasted and passing out only to wake up in a jail cell without knowledge of why.

man, last night i pulled a spankin hankins. i just got out this mornin'.

by hankins August 15, 2009

tele-spankin' the monkey

Term for when IT or sales staff "work from home" three days per week.

You can't get any fuckin' thing done around here because those support pukes are tele-spankin' the monkey.

by Three Beers April 10, 2009

butt spankin izz

An informal way of complimenting or referring to something big or significant. Particularly something fun, adventurous, or mechevious.

"Hey Chris. You ready to take that rough and unstable car on a 1000 mile road trip!?"
"Yeah man! It's gonna be a butt spankin izz!"

"Dude! You should of seen these cops chase this car going 90mph on the freeway! It was a real butt spankin izz!"

by pnwaccord June 20, 2017

Spankin' it

Masturbating. Spanking the monkey. Jerkin' it.

I don't know why people have to 'beat around the bush' when defining this word. Spankin' it is masturbating.

by Tman227 October 8, 2016