| 1. | spanket blanket | ||
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A blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. This blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the CC of each load. Frank: Hey, where did my blanket go?
Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5. |
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| 2. | Anne Frank Spank | ||
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When a man receives a hand job in public, but conceiled underneath a coat, jacket, shirt, blanket, cardboard box, sheet metal, whatever!!! You get the point! I was at the football game on Sunday, and the girl next to me hooked it up with an Anne Frank Spank. I ruined my favorite Dolphin's polo.
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| 3. | Ejaculation Flannel | ||
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A piece of fabric,in this case flannel, used to ejaculate into after/during self fornication. I was all ready to hunker down for a long evening with gimp fetish magazine, but my ejaculation flannel was nowhere to be found! blast rag spankerchief
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| 4. | Discuss the weather | ||
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To have sex with your lover :3
Also meaning to DISCUSS sex. Babe would you like to discuss the weather with me under the blanket?
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| 5. | bird wank | ||
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To begin masturbation without finishing entirely. Aww, man. I only had time for a bird wank.
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