spandix

The tight fitting spandex bike racer outfits those old guys wear to the coffee shop on Sundays.

"Damn man! Don't look up. There is a lot of spandix coming in."

Alternatively for your less well liked buddy, "Wow she is hot!". Friend looks up. "DAMN IT! I saw the Spandix full on!" Lol

by Leper Khan November 16, 2017