Spandextin

A magical Kingdom where all women wear spandex. Usually found on a college campus.

Brah, welcome to Spandextin!

Spandextin by Propitious13 April 1, 2011

spandexing 

Something that is really awesome or sexy

Person 1: Have you played Halo 3 yet?
Person 2: Yeah, dude! It's spandexing.

spandexing by it_was_a_friday_night November 30, 2007

Spandexter

A nerdy cyclist who wears too much spandex for the type of riding they are doing. The type of cyclist who goes too fast on a crowded trail with kids around, but is too slow to actually race. Pejorative

This is a combination of the words Spandex and Dexter, a classic nerd name. I almost got run-over by a "spandexter" today.

Spandexter by heathcat March 29, 2012

Spandexew 

When someone squeezes their XXXL body into Size 0 lime green Spandex and is confident.

"Ew, that spandexew is just ew. "
"What spandex? Ew.

Spandexew by Escapeb4u March 26, 2021

SpandexLegacy 

To be SpandexLegacy'd is to be owned at anything to the extreme max.

You just got SpandexLegacy'd by that guy!

SpandexLegacy by Gimp-Duffy April 6, 2008

Spantexting 

The exchange of brief written messages in spanish thru electronic communication between individuals or a groups of normally non spanish speaking individuals.

Quit spantexting me, you idiot, send the message in english or don't send it.

Spantexting by sameoldtrouble June 3, 2010