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n. spangk-choo-er-ee
1. Safe location for undetected masturbation. 2. Hidden location for masturbation materials (i.e. dildos, vibrating love tunnels, pornography, vibrating douche nozzles, blow-up dolls, hamsters, stuffed animals). 3. The cry of a monsterbator seeking sanctuary. "No one ever walks in on me when I'm in the walk-in freezer - it's my spanctuary."
"With over a hundred thousand gadgets, Morty had the worlds most comprehensive undiscovered spanctuary." "'SPAAANCCTUUARRRYY!' cried Quasimodo, running in horror from the three leering gargoyles." |
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