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Definition of a Scottsman who has gone completely overboard with starting threads that makes no-point-what-so-ever to keep his e-penis growning.

The Spammah is also usually ginger and has sexy pictures of his girlfriend in stockings which he won't share with his ginger brutha...
Holy Haggis! The Spammah just started a thread about why midgets shouldn't be allowed to be named "Pickles".