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spam slam 

To be hit with a large number of spam e-mails all at once such that you lost track of other "Real Mail".
I did not get to read your note about that meeting in time since I got 'Spam Slammed' and had to delete the junk.
spam slam by Webb Morgan January 6, 2007

Spam slam 

To be slapped with a guys penis during sex while he shoves his whole fist up her vigina
He so spam slammed me last night
Spam slam by Zerran January 14, 2017

slam the spam 

Loping the mule, jerking the gonaskas, whipping the wire, the old five knuckle shuffle across the ole piss pump.
After seeing his roomates girlfriend naked he felt the urge to slam the spam.

Spam Slamm 

The act of masturbating to a calendar of beefy, muscular men.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.
My dad caught me doing the ol’ Spam Slamm while looking at Michael Hayes on the 1988 Wrestling Calendar. Fortunately, I told him I was just really excited about Leap Year.
Spam Slamm by The Ether Bunny March 8, 2019

spamslam 

He gave me a real spamslam

Spa slam me into tomorrow
spamslam by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026