spam in the can

used to denote anal sex

Theresa lets her lovers know that a fancy dinner does not impress her as much as spam in the can!

by don samson December 4, 2009

spam can

When, during anal sex, you pull out too fast, creating an anal vortex which closely resembles a can of spam.

I was railing her asshole when my Mom knocked on the door. I looked over at her and noticed i totally Spam Can'd her

by 86 Emulators November 17, 2010