n. used to describe someone who's facial features appear to have been distorted by a smack round the face with a spade
1. Hello Spadey!
2. So, why's he called Spadey?
'Cos he looks like he's been hit round the face with a spade.
2. So, why's he called Spadey?
'Cos he looks like he's been hit round the face with a spade.
by crazy cunt May 1, 2004
Get the spadeymug.