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spankodex 

1. n. a portion of your mind/brain dedicated to all the best memories of great dreams, fantasies, beautiful women you've seen or fucked, naked ugly whores you've accidentally fucked, or a celebrity nipslip you've seen. A spankodex is most commonly accessed during the masturbatory process. (ALSO spank-o-dex)
After seeing a bikini top slip off at the beach, Adam replied "that's getting filed in the spankodex!"
spankodex by ayemcee December 31, 2007
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Sockosexual

Someone who masterbates in socks.
He's such a sockosexual, he's jacked off in 3 pairs of socks before noon!
Sockosexual by Doriface22 July 24, 2016

Starkosexual 

Being totally and utterly in love with Tony Stark, no matter which person is playing him. Be it comics or films, if you are totally in love with Tony Stark, you are Starkosexual.
Peter: I think I'm in love with Tony Stark!!

Ned: That means your Starkosexual!
Starkosexual by Marah Stark January 1, 2021

Sockosexual

A man who masterbates with a sock pulled over his dick to catch the cum
What a sockosexual, he already jacked off in 6 socks before noon.
Sockosexual by Doriface22 July 24, 2016

slackorexic 

A lazy anorexic. A slackerexic will try to eat healthy or not at all and exercize, but will just end up eating more. They'll feel guilty, but they won't do jackshit about it.
"I didn't have breakfast today, but then I ate two cheeseburgers and a brownie for lunch. I'm such a slackorexic."

slackorexic by uhohtwinkie December 10, 2006

SpaceSex 

Dude, if I'm ever the sexiest damn astronaut to ever live, I'm going to have so much SpaceSex with my sexy yet slutty wife.
SpaceSex by Hankum August 10, 2010

Stacksexual 

Bieng attracted to good stacking of things
Damn that's satisfying stacking bro, you're starting to make me stacksexual
Stacksexual by Jesusloveskfc September 17, 2022