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spatially challenged 

A phrase to call someone fat.

To be so large that you have trouble finding space to fit into.
Darren: Yo dawg, do you think Nicole can fit in that mutha fucka?

Hari: You bring up a capital point Darren, we all know that she is spatially challenged, she may indeed find it difficult to fit in that bus.
spatially challenged by iccthedral October 17, 2008

Socially challenged 

Someone who doesn't talk much. People usually tend to not even notice them when in a conversation with multiple people. These socially challenged ones don't say a word, but when they do, they're fricking hilarious!
Dude 1: So I was waiting for the bus and all of a sudden a bird swoops down and into my hair.
Dude 2: lol, did it get stuck?
Dude 1: No, it attacked my hair then flew off.
Socially challenged person:...
Dude 1: So, did anything interesting happen to you?
Dude 2: Nah, just the usual.
Socially challenged person: PUDDING!
Dudes 1 and 2: OMFG WHERE DID U COME FROM?!
Socially challenged person: I was here the whole time.
Dudes 1 and 2: HAHA, well whatever you said was frickin' hilarious!

spatially challenged 

someone who is not aware of the space and other objects around them, to the point that they are constantly walking into things, tripping, knocking things over
Bill: Did Laura just turn around and walk into that wall?
Anne: ya, she is spatially challenged
spatially challenged by spfe August 2, 2011

Spacialy challenged

Some one who is particularly large around the waist.
Most americans are spacialy challenged
Spacialy challenged by Citytaxi March 31, 2010