Späagen-Fäagen 

A stress-relieving social event centered around the destruction of an old major appliance with sledge-hammers, Axes, or other old major appliances.

The Fäagen is the appliance, while the Späagen is either the impliment of destruction or the guy holding it.

When one of the brothers was given an old semi-functional dish-washer by his aunt, everyone took the even older donated almost-entirely-non-functional dishwasher out back, Späagen-Fäagen-ed it, and threw its flattened remains on the bon-fire.

Späagen-Fäagen by txba397 June 21, 2009

Spagen wagon 

A person that is extremely irritating but doesn't realise that they are.

Omg Eliza's such a spagen wagon she can't take a hint.

Spagen wagon by Shadow_crystal April 17, 2017

Spangene 

Derived from EXPANDED VAGINA, SPANGINA

Pronounced SPAN-JEAN

Definition:
-An expanded vagina, or woman with an expanded vagina.

-A LOOSE woman or common whore

-Similar to a FUPA if the woman is visibly large in that area

"see that girl over there, she's been around, she definitely has a spangene"


"what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm on the hunt for some spangene"

"Ugh, look at that fat chick, you can see her spangene.....ew!"

Spangene by CharlieHustle800 October 29, 2008

Spargent 

A specialtist who thinks he is a sergent

Is it just me or does specialist miller act like a spargent?

Spargent by Ubassfisher March 21, 2011

spajagen 

to TOTALLY go awsome at random. sparatic accurances of mega-awsomeness may accur when you spajag.

see spajoogil

im gonna spajag all over dis bitch.

spajagen by Jack McJacky April 9, 2004

Spangenhelmed 

To be extremely drunk.

Tonight Zach is going to go out and get absolutely Spangenhelmed .

Spangenhelmed by Spangenhelm October 17, 2017

Spagend 

A Spagend is the name given to youths who attend education to praise their teachers, Spagends will often complement teachers out of the blue some times even going so far as to neaten collars and clothes of such teacher. These Spagends will often find themselfs on the receiving end of regular beatings from there piers.

Spagend-"I must say sir, I really do think you bring the heart and soul to the English department"
Teacher- "Thankyou Spagend,"
Spagend- "sir your tie is slightly out of line let me straitened it for you"

Spagend by Mowle January 7, 2012