Spider Spaffing 

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

Spider Spaffing by Mueece September 7, 2014

Free spaffing 

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.

example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere

Free spaffing by spaff king October 10, 2014

Spaffing

Spaffing: womens version of "cumming" and masterbation.

Hannah Spaffed over a picture of John.

"oh yes, i'm spaffing" Hannah says as she climaxed.

Spaffing by kittykat1984 September 3, 2011

Spaffing

To Spaff - An onomatopoeic word describing the act of shaking up a bottle of champagne and shaking it over one's teammates.

"Michael Shumaker stands upon the Formula One podium, spaffing champagne over his teammates"

Spaffing by Victoria Ryan October 24, 2008

spaffin' 

ejaculating or cumming

Im gonna be spaffin' in yo face later on bitch

spaffin' by King Rou December 18, 2007

happy spaffing 

much like it's 'happy slapping' brother. similar method but with a rather different act of shame. instead of brandishing the victim with a slap across the face, in this instance one aims to ejaculate on the victims facial area.

'dude, i happy spaffed this woman on the train - she totally didn't see it cumming. LITERALLY > muhahaha!'

'we did some grade A happy spaffing today at the bus stop'

*NB - This is a totally indecent act and should never be attemped by anyone ever. in the unfortunate circumstance that it happens by accident... then feel free to circulate the vids wont you.

happy spaffing by deadhill pimp May 3, 2006

Spaffing

The act of spraying hydraulic oil under pressure from a split hydraulic hose on industrial machinery. Less dramatic than a full Spaff, but considerably messier for whoever is standing nearby.

“Turn it off mate, the combi’s spaffing everywhere.”

Spaffing by Triggyv1 May 15, 2026