soyking 

The act of inserting hair, usually tied, into the asshole or vagina, and in some cases, the penis. The hair is then thrusted in and out. Also used with wigs and furry animals. See dildo.

Let's soyking that dog!

Your mom just soykinged the TV repair guy!

soyking by Soyking August 11, 2008

One-Socking

Akin to the feeling of leaving the house wearing only one sock

1) When you only accomplish half of your intended purpose and are left in an embarrassing situation
2) When you finish a job poorly

I definitely one-socked (past tense) that essay, I hope it goes well.

I've really been one-socking it at the nuclear weapon factory. Hopefully my habit of one-socking doesn't bring about a premature end of the world.

One-Socking by therealjacobi October 5, 2019

Skyking 

Also known as Richard “Deebo” Russell, an ex-SeaTac airline employee who stole a commericial airliner. He spent the subsequent two hours flying around the Puget Sound, admiring the surrounding mountains, buzzing parties, and even performed a full barrel roll (a feat that pilots say is impossible). Even had two Air Force fighter jets chasing him. He later told authorities over the radio that he did not want to harm anyone and that he would like to apologize to his family before nose diving the aircraft into the desolate Ketron Island, killing himself.

Do you remember hearing about the plane that was doing stunts over Seattle?

Yes, it was the Skyking. Rest In Peace bro, fly on with the angels.

Skyking by Woolyz August 15, 2018

soaking wet pussy 

This is the result of a cat bath or rain.

Muffy was out in the rain and became a soaking wet pussy!

soaking wet pussy by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2020

Soaking Tent 

When a guy cums before he even removes any clothing, thus rendering him with a "soaking tent"

Ben: I'm so content

Jayne: Don't get too content

(30 seconds later)

Ben: Can you excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. It appears that I have pitched a soaking tent

Soaking Tent by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009

Soaking 

Some mormon teens have convinced themselves that putting a penis in a vagina and then not moving is not sex. that’s called soaking. Now the jumpman is the person who will jump in the bed next to you soaking to get some friction going without you technically moving.

Jake wanted me to the jumpman for his soaking tonight… That’s 5 nights in a row .

Soaking by papi.daddy September 26, 2021

Soaking the Broccoli 

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.

I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.

Soaking the Broccoli by Brian Petz February 24, 2006