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In Soviet Russia, definition adds you!
by dj gs68 August 09, 2003
 
2.
A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.
In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
by Gizwidget November 12, 2007
 
3.
A place. It used to be commie.
In Soviet Russia, Kenny kills you!
by Carynne No. January 18, 2007
 
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A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003
 
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While most of the other definitions on this topic are technically correct, none of them attribute the joke to its originator, Yakov Smirnoff, an actor and standup comedian who is pretty recent and also still alive.

I can't believe the contributors to this definition were so stupid that they think a joke by a comedian who was incredibly famous during the late 80s and is still very famous is actually a joke that just "comes from the internet"!
In soviet russia, contributors to internet sites probably know what they're talking about, because they don't here.
by maxwell tallman September 08, 2010
 
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Commonly known as the USSR, it was a communistic country until 1991. Know, it's know for being the main joke that's the opposite of the united states.
Soviet Russia was the reds before the Chinese.

In Soviet Russia urbandictionary add you!
by kingjt13 March 03, 2009
 
7.
place that has been building up a secret arsenal of big bombs and is holding them to take out capitalism tommorow
that soviet russia place sucks
by Anonymous March 28, 2003