Mr Garrison: Ok class who can recite the 5 times table?
Mr Garrsion: Ok can someone answer who's not a complete retard
Kyle: I think i know the answer Mr Garrison
Cartman: (mimic voice) I think i know the answer Mr Garrison
Kyle: Shut up Fatboy
Cartman: Oi dont call me fat boy you fucking jew
Mr Garrison: Cartman, did you just say the F-word?
Kyle: No he's talkin about fuck, u cant say fuck in skool u fuckin fat ass.
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr Garrsion: ERIC...
Kyle: Dude u just said fuck again!
Mr Garrison: KYLE...
Kenny: (mumbles) Fook
Mr Garrison: Kenny
Cartman: Look it doen't hurt anyone Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck
Mr Garrison: How would you like to see the school counciler?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY??????
Cartman: Oh im sorry, im sorry, what i said was, (pulls out mega phone) How would you like to suck my balls? (takes mega phone under desk again) Mr garrison?
Stan: Holy shit dude...
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: Oh, Im sorry, Im sorry. Actually, what I meant to say was *gets out loudspeaker* How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
Kitty - Meow...
Cartman - NOOO BAD KITTY BA- MOOOOOOOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!
Carman's Mom - Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!
Cartman - .......what?