People who use apostrophes anytime they write and pronounce I's as A's, and O's as I's. They also pronounce every store name with an S at the end. To add to the frustration, they can't properly pronounce a one syllable word.
They've usually only traveled about 20 miles from their hometown, except for that one exciting trip to Myrtle Beach, aka The Mecca of White Trash.

They tend to have newer automobiles, big TVs and huge beer budgets, while being on food stamps and with all 7 kids getting free lunch at school.

They have a reputation of being racist; most are not. They also have a reputation for being hospitable; most definitely are not.
Southerner: What are yew dooen de next few day's?

Normal person: Ah, going over to Europe... there is a big fest in Austria this weekend.

Southerner: Damn ah ain't never been to no Awstrayyylya.

Normal person: Austria.

Southerner: Awstrayyylya. Anyway, ah'm goin to Wal-Mart's to get some clothe's. Thee-in, ah'm goin ta Winn-Dixie's. Doooo you wawna come?

Normal person: *kills self*
by frackingoo September 4, 2011
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A term used to refer to someone who originates from the civilised part of the UK, south of Birmingham.
by wootman April 23, 2006
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A person with an accent when they talk it sounds like and over inflated balloon is stuck in their colon. Usually defined as a redneck.
Mom:That southern red neck is drinking all of our beer!
by Totallynotaredneck6969 October 30, 2019
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1. Usually used to describe, in a geographical sense, where a person is originally from.

The exact definition of Southern is up for debate.

Someone from the very north of England is likely to consider anyone who lives south of Yorkshire to be 'a southerner'.

2. The term can also be used to insult and stereotype a person who is from the south. Other common insults include southern fairy, soft southerner, southern pansy and posh southerner. These insults essentially mean the same as one another. The term 'southern' is particularly useful in insulting people who are 'soft', posh, unable to drink alcohol without falling over/vomiting and who need to wear a coat when the weather is a bit nippy.

'Southern' is commonly used as an adjective to describe the attributes held by someone from the south. The term is usually directed by someone from the north to someone from the south.
1. He is Southern as he was born in London/ Essex/ Manchester.

2. When a person from the south is shivering and people from the north are wearing t- shirts the northern people may use the phrase 'you are so southern'.

Similarly, if a southern person drinks too much (this is likely to be early in the evening when they are drinking with people from the north) and does something silly/ embarrassing the northern people may attribute the southern persons drunken state entirely to being 'southern'.
by Northern Fairy February 22, 2013
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Anything goes with this word. The only rule is it has to be said with a Southern Accent.
It can be good, bad, funny, sad, scary, exciting, anything! This can be said by anybody even if they aren't southern--just remember the accent!
"That shit was southern."
"Southern of A Bitch!"
"Southern Southern Southern"
"It's just because I'm Southern."
"Marisa is so Southern."
"That weed made me So southern."
"Bowling Green smells SO SOUTHERN."

by norajasonryan August 30, 2008
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Anyone born/or currently living in the following states:
Pennsylvania
Maryland
West Virginia
Virginia
Kentucky
North Carolina
South Carolina
Missouri
Tennessee
Arkansas
Louisiana
Mississippi
Alabama
Georgia
Florida
Oklahoma
Texas
Southerners make up America's heartland. It's no wonder George W. Bush got elected twice.
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While smoking a cigarette or a cigar discard your ashes in a females ass when you are finished suck the ashes out and feed them to her like a momma bird would do to her chicks
If your giving a southern asstray make sure she doesn't fart!!!
by Candyshop2014 October 22, 2013
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