by JulieFayePrice November 3, 2020
Is when you bring, or are brought, chicken soup when you, or both parties, are sick. Only to completely fuck each other's brains out. Rarely, if ever, does anyone actually eat said soup.
Friend 1 - "Hey man I heard you were sick so I had my sister bring you some chicken soup. Did you like it?"
Friend 2 - "Oh! Yeah bro, it was absolutely fucking amazing! Best chicken soup party ever. I ate her all night!"
Friend 1 - "What? Her?!"
Friend 2 - "What!? Nothing! 'it' I said it. I ate 'it' all night... I gotta go"
Friend 2 - "Oh! Yeah bro, it was absolutely fucking amazing! Best chicken soup party ever. I ate her all night!"
Friend 1 - "What? Her?!"
Friend 2 - "What!? Nothing! 'it' I said it. I ate 'it' all night... I gotta go"
by Shag Hammer November 25, 2010
Everyone shouts this when two people are about to fight! First heard in Gateshead schools in the North East in the 90s
Look Tom and Jerry are about to fight! Everyone crowds around shouting “Barney Chicken Soup!” Repeating until the first punch is made.
by Rochaz78 October 7, 2021
The best inside joke ever created. It's derived from Friends, and isn't necessarily meant to be dirty, but comes up like that anyways
by HardRockJudge5 March 8, 2017
by LTheTurtleLover69 September 7, 2017
The world famous Steak & Ale Pie, Chips, Peas, and extray on the gravay cha'mone.
As available from The Megabyte in Heriot-Watt Universitay Student's Association (on Friday at lunch time)
As available from The Megabyte in Heriot-Watt Universitay Student's Association (on Friday at lunch time)
John: I might not get pie today 'cos i'm feeling a bit under the weather.
Peter: But John, it's chicken soup for the soul, check check the cone.
Peter: But John, it's chicken soup for the soul, check check the cone.
by The Bag Boy April 22, 2005
1. A popular book series for dimwits and sheeple, which consist of a collection of so called "inspirational" mushy, touchy-feely stories which sheeple like to buy into so they feel uplifted.
The first published book of the series was published by the wonderful and illustrious self-made millionaires, Jack Canfield and Mark Victor Hansen. They make hundreds of thousands of dollars through the occupation of motivational speaking, which is basically the task of making losers feel better about themselves with one in a million positive results for anyone involved.
2. Currently you can see the authors of this actually soulless work, such as Mark Victor Hansen, on cable tv infomercials pandering pyramid schemes and work-at-home ripoff scams regularly at about 3pm.
Likely to the very most financially desperate and vulnerable people in society.
The first published book of the series was published by the wonderful and illustrious self-made millionaires, Jack Canfield and Mark Victor Hansen. They make hundreds of thousands of dollars through the occupation of motivational speaking, which is basically the task of making losers feel better about themselves with one in a million positive results for anyone involved.
2. Currently you can see the authors of this actually soulless work, such as Mark Victor Hansen, on cable tv infomercials pandering pyramid schemes and work-at-home ripoff scams regularly at about 3pm.
Likely to the very most financially desperate and vulnerable people in society.
Middle Aged Lady:
"Think I'll buy this great uplifting book. The last 'chicken soup for the soul' one was so uplifting."
Me: "Please don't buy that empty crud. The authors are soulless shills playing you for a fool, and laugh at you for being a sucker."
2. "Awwww... this story about the cripple who triumphed over his disability almost makes me forget that it was published by a bunch of dicks, who make a living taking advantage of 1000s of people's emotions and low self esteem."
"Think I'll buy this great uplifting book. The last 'chicken soup for the soul' one was so uplifting."
Me: "Please don't buy that empty crud. The authors are soulless shills playing you for a fool, and laugh at you for being a sucker."
2. "Awwww... this story about the cripple who triumphed over his disability almost makes me forget that it was published by a bunch of dicks, who make a living taking advantage of 1000s of people's emotions and low self esteem."
by Whooptiedoo August 7, 2011