The soup can is a mainly Canadian term for marijuana and like a bong or pipe is something that you. One of the more rare terms for weed, cannabis, or the devil's lettuce.
Hey man what are you doing tomorrow at 420!?!

Me and my hockey buddies are gonna go hit the soup can!!
by Realsmoker42 September 19, 2017
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When you nibble around the entire rim of an asshole and suck the chowder out.
I gave that fag The Soup Can last night, what a queer!
by T.y Durden August 18, 2018
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(noun) Nighttime outing and fundraising attempt mainly practiced at the collegiate level by the criminally eccentric type young men almost always of which are of the troublemaker persuasion, with diminished financial opportunities wherein they procure, meaning probably steal several cans of soup—bigger the can the bigger the crack—and these implements are then placed in a pillowcase (also probably stolen). The future felon then takes this crude get-rich-quick device with them out into the night on campus. The hopeful attacker then crouches or lurks in the shadows of campus, oftentimes a parking is preferable, and when he locates a target worthy of dispatching the attacker then springs on their victim striking them with a vicious and powerful blow to the victim’s head with the pillowcase of soup cans. Like gravity the victims falls bleeding and unconscious from the blow. The enterprising bludgeoner then fleeces and rifles through the victim’s person, relieving their victim of any and all monies and valuables of which can be hocked or traded oftentimes for drugs and such.
‘Fuck being broke’ thought Jordy, it was dark outside on campus and it was time to get paid—get paid, as Jordy snatched several cans of soup from his just as cruel and perverted roommate, Nikki, who inquired with a knowing grin, “Where ya going with all my soup in that pillowcase, Jordy, gonna try and take another swing at a smack-down, take -money soup-can ambush?”
“Mind your own business, go play with yourself, somebody’s got to bring home the bacon in this here dorm and you aren’t making any efforts” Jordy spat, leaving with Nikki’s cans of soup in his pillowcase into the night in hopes of braining them by surprise and then relieving them of their cash. Jordy’s palms were sweating.
by Nikki Stixx August 3, 2022
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The act of ejaculating in your hand and slaping a girl in the face with it.
Man 1: Dude, I heard a loud slap sound from you room last night and then some girl yelling.

Man 2: Yeah, she said she was hungry so I gave her a Campbell Soup Can.
by b-diddy32 November 24, 2009
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A phrase commonly used by the easiest people to label.

basically means "people don't need labels"
Me: your so scene.
Clearly scene person: labels are for soup cans.
Me: well you keep telling yourself that you scene son of a bitch.
Clearly scene person: whatever your just jealous of me.
Me*in a sarcastic voice*: I sure am!
by foshiznizzle March 19, 2008
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And for music, movies, comic books/graphic novels, weapons, etc. Seriously, this phrase is bullshit. We need labels, it is part of the marketing industry. Every piece of clothing you own, every cd, or everything you own (in general) is made by somebody. It was made to sell to you. The labels are there to make it easier to sell stuff. For example, you wouldn't sell a video game to an amish person would you? no, that is not their intended audience. Their intended audience are "gamers." Gamers is a label. You wouldn't sell a heavy metal cd to a gangsta would you? no, you would sell it to a metalhead or somebody that listens to metal.
The phrase "Labels are for soup cans" is bullshit.
by motorXhead October 2, 2010
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A penis that is short in length but very girthey.
Dddaanngg girl my vagina hurts from all that soup can penis last night!
by HandyJ January 25, 2014
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