Soul Boner
Soul Boner by Jason Piche December 28, 2005
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The technical description for what's otherwise known as "warm and fuzzy" or "spiritually lascivious;" generally a "deep down inside" kind of feeling that expresses delight and gratification. Basically, it's a boner that both women and men of ALL ages can acquire at any moment in time. This is a unique and distinguishing feature of the soul boner, as it is the only boner available on demand (barring a talented minority of males). Soul boners can be caused by a large portion of the emotional spectrum, spanning from excitement (e.g Ricky Bobby) to amazement (e.g. Shawn Johnson) to downright badassness (e.g. Inglorious Basterds).
Soul boners are commonly known to occur at rock concerts, theme parks, and sporting events. Less commonly, they can occur at the zoo, in church, or in outer space.
Soul boners are commonly known to occur at rock concerts, theme parks, and sporting events. Less commonly, they can occur at the zoo, in church, or in outer space.
Jim: "Hey, Kyle's finger-launching that bridesmaid by the reflecting pool!"
Nick: "Fuck yeah. That shit gives me a boner."
Bob: "That is inappropriate, Nick. Kyle is our friend."
Nick: "Don't be a fag, Bob. It's just a soul boner. I'm rooting for Kyle, that bitch is a MILF!"
Nick: "Fuck yeah. That shit gives me a boner."
Bob: "That is inappropriate, Nick. Kyle is our friend."
Nick: "Don't be a fag, Bob. It's just a soul boner. I'm rooting for Kyle, that bitch is a MILF!"
soul boner by Mr. Dockingston October 22, 2009
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soul boner
(noun)an unexplainable erection achieved during church services
(adj) That little, warm fuzzy feeling you experience when you see something adorable
(adj) That little, warm fuzzy feeling you experience when you see something adorable
(N) Preacher: Praise Jesus!
Man: (achieves erection) Praise indeed!
(adj)(Watching tv, Snuggle commercial comes on)
person 1:Aw!!! Look at the Snuggle bear!
person 2: I might have a soul boner right about now
Man: (achieves erection) Praise indeed!
(adj)(Watching tv, Snuggle commercial comes on)
person 1:Aw!!! Look at the Snuggle bear!
person 2: I might have a soul boner right about now
soul boner by Big Yetti October 21, 2010
soulbonded
In the popular game Among Us this term refers to the mutual 100% accountability between 2 players that arises when both players have had 100% clear vision of each other for an entire round where 2/3 people have died.
This is usually a fairly hard line of evidence to use in meetings.
Soulbonded means 100% accountability, If two people agree that they are soulbonded, you can be sure their roles are in alignment, be it that they are both crewmates or an imposter duo.
This is usually a fairly hard line of evidence to use in meetings.
Soulbonded means 100% accountability, If two people agree that they are soulbonded, you can be sure their roles are in alignment, be it that they are both crewmates or an imposter duo.
*meeting called
White: "white and pink are soulbonded, we were together for the entire round and 3 people have died"
Pink : "yeah i can vouch for that me and white are soulbounded"
Blue: "ok so if either die now we can clear the other now, also very slight chance of white and pink being imposter duo"
White: "white and pink are soulbonded, we were together for the entire round and 3 people have died"
Pink : "yeah i can vouch for that me and white are soulbounded"
Blue: "ok so if either die now we can clear the other now, also very slight chance of white and pink being imposter duo"
soulbonded by Big Jock the Crisp Muncher 47 October 6, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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