Child-like manner of apologizing. Best used when attempting to affect the manner of an innocent or
repentant child in a blatant attempt to
manipulate the feelings of those who may be mildly upset for a minor offense. Apologies issued in this infant
vernacular are best kept simple.
I'm sossy.
This can mean:
1) I'm sorry for
forgetting to call you as I promised to do.
2) I'm sorry that you are upset because I called too late after
forgetting to call earlier.
3) I'm sorry that you are angry due to PMS of which I am not
the cause but due to which I am often in trouble.