Force-sorting is the process of re-naming a file, folder or other computer information in order to control the order in which information is displayed in a device, generally a portable music player or cellular phone.
A common examples is the addition of punctuation or additional numbers or letters to artists names in a software program like iTunes so that they appear early or later in your playlist.
For instance, renaming "Loudon Wainwright III" as "!Loudon" in order to ensure that Loudon Appears at the top of a list of names.
Other examples included adding additional spaces, changing "Elissa Robbins" into "E lissa Robbins," so that your best friend appears at the top of the list of "E"s in your cellular telephones address book.
I went to call Charles and instead of having to scroll down past Caleb, Carl, and Cecilia, I luckily had used force-sorting and as a result, he appeared at the top of the list as C harles.
|2.||scarf of sexual preferance|
the scarf used by hogwarts to determine the sexual orientation of it's students. the scarf also marries the sorting hat. most people when asked where they were sorted will answer where the scarf sorted them before the hat.
After being sorted by the sorting hat and the scarf of sexual preferance:
Harry: 'Hey guys, what did you get sorted as'
Hermione: 'Waiting till marriage'
The sorting of and storing of used, battered vaginas.
"This cougar night seems played out, I'm going to have to a lot of vagina bagging."
usually the girlfriend of one of the members of a posse, has to go around sorting things out,:like hoovering the house when the lads have smashed the home of one of the parents who is away on holiday!
A: "alrite lads this is me missus!"
Posse: "Phoaw she's a bit of alrite ay her?"
Posse lad whos house theyre crashin at: "shit my moms back tonight and look at this bomb! i dow think it looked like this when they left did it? how do we use a electric bruch or somat?"
A: "shit I dow kno, but i think them called hoovers!?!"
Unfortunate girlfriend of person 'A': "Aww dont worry I'll do it for you!"
Posse: "She's a propa sound bird she is 'A', you outta marry her! Oh and is there any chance you could wash them pint glasses up an all chic? ta!"
The greatest piece of electronic equipment ever invented, the iPod, since its release in 2001, has made easier the lives of music fans everywhere. Yeah right, hahahah. In reality, the iPod is a complete piece of horse feces. The day that mine broke was the best day of my life, and it was also 3 months after I bought the stupid thing. Ask any Ipod user and they will say that they spend more time sorting out the kinks with the piece of shit than they do actually listening to it. The only reason that iPods are so popular is that Apple has so much money to spend on advertising that pretty much the whole of north america and the u.k. don't bother to research alternatives. The average lifespan of an iPod is about 6 months, and these things cost about 3 times as much as the sansa e200's, which in fact are infinitely superior in design. The only good aspects of the iPod is that it has enough disk space to hold every song ever made,it can be used as a form of compensation for those cursed with small penises, and it's small enough to fit in your asshole, which is what most people become once purchasing an ipod. Undoubtedly the biggest waste of money and time since the invention of collectible action figures. I just want to add that I am the proud owner of a cd player, and my life became infinitessimaly more simple and happy once my iPod broke. The only way to ensure that an ipod does not break is to not take it out of the box.
Bill: Hey guess what? I just got an Ipod!
Joe: Oh, you poor fucker.
Bill: Here, you want to listen to some music on my Ipod?
Joe: *sigh, with a feeling of great sadness at the fact that his best friend has become an ipod zombie*
Bill: I'll take that for a yes. *pullign Ipod out of his asshole* Hey, why wont it turn on? How can the battery be dead? I charged it this morning! What's that it says on the screen? Oh my god, it says "congradulations, you are now the owner of an ipod, which now that you have tried to use it, will spontaneously combust"!
*ginormous boom as the ipod bursts into flames*
Bill: Aw, c'mon, I paid 500 dollars for this thing just to have it explode when I try to listen to Journey?
Joe: *Loads Journey cd into his cd player and walks away, slowly shaking his head.*
|6.||pay the piper|
to bear the consequences of one's actions
You've been up all nigt partying, carousing and having all kinds of good time. Now you're at work and you're so tired and hung over you'd rather be dead than have to spend the next 8 hours sorting out tps reports. Well, buddy, if you wanna have fun, you gotta pay the piper.
A charming British actor who had his breakout role in Prince Caspian. Born August 20, 1981, he was a part of the National Youth Music Theatre from 1997-2003. He briefly entertained a pop career with the boy band Hyrise in Eurovision, but it only lasted one performance. Along with singing and acting, Ben can play the drums and piano.
His other acting credits include Stardust, playing Young Dustan, Bigga Than Ben, playing Cobakka, Split decision, playing Chris Wilbur, and Doctors, guest starring as Craig Unwin.
His upcoming roles are in Easy Virtue, with Colin Firth, Kristin Scott Thomas, and Jessica Biel, and the title role in Dorian Gray.
He's also extremely gorgeous.
Ben Barnes said that he based his Prince Caspian accent on that of Inigo Montoya from 'The Princess Bride' because the night before auditions, he was sorting through his DVD collection trying to find something to help him.