| 1. | sorry, mac | ||
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Racist apology. Calling someone "mac" is regarded rather offensive and racist, as "mac" means monday, and nobody likes mondays. Dude: "Have you got any playing cards?"
Person: "No. Sorry, mac" Dude: "Man, that's racist!" |
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| 2. | J-Mac | ||
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In reference to Jason McElwain the autistic basketball player from Greece, New York who was the ball boy on the team because he never made any baskets,he was put into the basketball game in the last few minutes and proceeded to completely miss the first basket, then score 20 points with 6 three point shots in a row. This phrase is used when some one does something especially stupid, "J-mac moment," or when you are attempting to make a basket and miss and then try again and make it.
J-mac now has an movie and book deal, with Disney. The Local McDonalds also served J-Mac's, not Big Macs for a few days. His catch phrase is "I'm hot as a pistol!" George: Should I put ice in the iced tea?
Bonnie: Of course! George: Sorry, J-mac moment! Bill: (throws a paper towel away and misses, then tries again and makes it.) Nancy: J-Mac! |
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| 3. | Sorry for Martying | ||
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Expressing an apology after drinking to the point of no return but having a blast while doing so... Enjoyment from those around you may be more at you than with you, but the "martyer" should never worry because it's always more funny the next day. Person 1: Man, you were wasted and got naked then jumped into a kiddie pool from the roof!
Person 2: Eh, Sorry for Martying. |
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| 4. | sorry sucka | ||
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Phrase used after you jack someone. Sorry sucka!!! Got yo diamond braclet.
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| 5. | Macintosh | ||
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A family of desktop and laptop computers from Apple, introduced in 1984. It was the first computer to popularize the graphical user interface (GUI). The combination of Mac hardware and software has been exceptionally consistent over the years, providing an ease of use that Mac users have enjoyed. With a Windows emulator such as Virtual PC, Macs can also run Windows and DOS applications. Mac User: "Don't you just love it when things just work?!"
PC User: "Really?! Is that possible?" Mac User: "Oh. Sorry, I forgot you use Windows." Never ask a man what kind of computer he uses: If he uses a macintosh, he will tell you. If he usea a PC, why embarrass him? |
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| 6. | dispensa | ||
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Spanglish for.Im sorry,excuse me,and or my bad. Dispensa,i didnt mean to step on your shoes. Hey Carlos i slept with your wife dispensa ese.
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| 7. | Mac&Cheese | ||
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.01 Said as one word.
Similar to bullshit. code word for Lie's, or changing subjects. .02 When you are talking to a person about something that may not be so pleasant, they will never fault to turn it around so that the subject is about them in some way and you should some how feel sorry for them. .03When someone starts talking to you, and asks how you are, then cuts you off with a uh huh, and go's into this deep conversation on how they're life is terrible; e.g betrayed by former close friends; e.g seeing their past reoccur and they can't stop it. .04 i.e there is no explanation, or reason for this natural character flaw. it's just Mac&Cheese E: well i know he'll tell you anything
and could you just nonchalantly bring it up, and try to figure out if he just wants me to go away. C: i'll try, but you'll know what'll happen. mac&cheese, mac&cheese, mac&cheese. so be prepared for not a straight answer. E: you gotta give him more then that hes not just a big bowl of constipation all the time. C: my bad. but like constipation, he's a pain. |
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