Sopping Cow Tits

Used to describe a pair of breasts that are both large like a cow and sopping. Sopping being an onomatopoeic word that cannot be precisely defined as it depends on context. Especially recommended for describing the rack of a girl having well formed and large boobs, typically by way of breast implants or just naturally massive melons, but also the jugs themselves must be sopping in some way. Very useful in situations in which describing the breasts literally would be onerous or cumbersome.

Situation 1:

D: What are Sarah's breasticles like?

A: Mate, they're Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe.

Situation 2:

D: Isn't that...?

A: Yeah, the one with the Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe

Sopping Cow Tits by Mad Avid Ad May 5, 2011

Soaping 

The act of gliding across a handrail on foot.

Person 1: Did you hear that Harvey got Soaps today?
Person 2: Yeah! I saw him soaping on the staircase outside the building.

Soaping by imjustabill February 20, 2021

sopping wet 

A very wet vagina. Occurs naturally when very sexually aroused or when having naughty daydreams.

When she saw my manhood pushing against the zipper of my pants her impure thoughts caused her pussy to become sopping wet.

sopping wet by slicksal November 1, 2006

sorbing 

In World of Warcraft when you completely ignore all mechanics and just keep nuking the boss, regardless of how much shit you put the healers through.

no wonder he's so high up the meters, he was sorbing it

sorbing by dirtyrottenpistol October 25, 2011

soaping off 

When you jerk off using soap as lube.

I ran out of lube yesterday, so i ended up soaping off

soaping off by Kinchee August 6, 2016

Force-sorting 

Force-sorting is the process of re-naming a file, folder or other computer information in order to control the order in which information is displayed in a device, generally a portable music player or cellular phone.

A common examples is the addition of punctuation or additional numbers or letters to artists names in a software program like iTunes so that they appear early or later in your playlist.

For instance, renaming "Loudon Wainwright III" as "!Loudon" in order to ensure that Loudon Appears at the top of a list of names.

Other examples included adding additional spaces, changing "Elissa Robbins" into "E lissa Robbins," so that your best friend appears at the top of the list of "E"s in your cellular telephones address book.

I went to call Charles and instead of having to scroll down past Caleb, Carl, and Cecilia, I luckily had used force-sorting and as a result, he appeared at the top of the list as C harles.

Force-sorting by carlygoodman September 5, 2007

Sorting Hat

A woman's vagina is known as a sorting hat when she fucks any man to find the perfect fit

I heard Vicky has a Sorting hat, she has fucked every man at work but not found the right man to Slytherin.

Sorting Hat by Eggroy March 2, 2017