Non-frat guy: The one in the sorority goggles?
Frat boy: Yeah, dude, and the Uggs. Do you think she'll be up for it?
Non-frat guy: Shouldn't be too hard. She's a tri delt.
Frat boy: Can I borrow a condom?
Non-frat guy: Sure thing. But before you introduce yourself, put your collar down. You look like an idiot.