Sore Jaw is when you go down on your missus for an extended period of time, therefore resulting in one hell of a fucking pain in the jaw. Hence the term Sore Jaw.
I had sore jaw when i woke up form eating the missus out last night for hours on end, it drove my boner through the ground so fast i could have struck oil.
by ChisledMuffin November 20, 2014
1. Herpes
2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.
2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.
When the date rape drug wore off, Dookie realized she had unprotected sex again with some New Jersey douchebag, but she wasn't mad. She would have the last laugh when HE gets the "jersey sores" all over his genitals.
by Fotofly November 24, 2010
by CCK March 25, 2005
by Anbezzy714 November 5, 2020
Similar to a canker sore but referring to the penis. When a penis gets too much sugar on it it results with a Quanker Sore.
Susan exclaimed, "Yo! Bill! What's wrong with your wiener? It's got red bumps on it!" Bill then replied, "Hey sorry I got me some mad Quanker Sores from puttin my wiener in the cookie dough!"
by Little Willis March 20, 2009
Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
1.) Caused by unfinished BJ's, see Blue Balls
2.) Words to utter to break an awkward silence.
3.) Trying to grab a receipt out of someone's hands, missing, and poking the unsuspecting victims' left testicle instead.
2.) Words to utter to break an awkward silence.
3.) Trying to grab a receipt out of someone's hands, missing, and poking the unsuspecting victims' left testicle instead.
1.) "Oh Yeah, baby!" *approaching footsteps* "Oh, shit!...my parents are home!" Put that back in your pants!
2.) "...." *more silence* "Hey everyone, I have SORE BALLS!"
3.) "Hey Doug!" *quick attempt to grab receipt*...*augh, groaning noises* as Doug lays, holding his crotch, on the floor.
2.) "...." *more silence* "Hey everyone, I have SORE BALLS!"
3.) "Hey Doug!" *quick attempt to grab receipt*...*augh, groaning noises* as Doug lays, holding his crotch, on the floor.
by RandalK January 15, 2007