sorarticle 

A grammatical category of words frequently used by members of sororities. Sorority girls are afraid of normal articles like "the" "an" and "a", so they use the silent sorority version.

Sorority girls never say: "I am going to THE meeting tonight. Do our pledges have to go to THE activity with us? Let's go to A pizza place before THE meeting. What should I wear to THE formal?"

Rather, they use the sorarticle (silent the, an, or a), and they say "I am going to meeting tonight. Do our pledges have to go to activity with us? Let's go to pizza place before meeting. What should I wear to formal?"

Pledge: "When is the chapter meeting?"
Sister: "No, you can't say THE when you're in a sorority. You have to use the silent sorarticle!"
Pledge: "Ooooh, sorry! When is chapter meeting?"
Sister: Much better!!

sorarticle by greekgrammar March 11, 2009

smarticle particles

The particles that make someone smart.

Did you know Sam made honor role?
Wow, she must have smarticle particles.

smarticle particles by llamaduckisasillygame February 27, 2013

Sharticles 

Articles that are a bit on the poo side, like when you're reading a newspaper and you think "Why is this news?"

Barry: "Poo buses set to take over Bristol."

Ashens: "You're putting the shart in sharticles."

Sharticles by the hue bearer July 30, 2016

STARTICLES 

STARTICLES: (stär'ti-kel-z)
DEFINITION:
1A. Amateurish and inexperienced writing OR
1B. First drafts and warm-ups of the real article or written piece.
2. Shocking Articles! Pieces so surprising or scandalous they give the reader a start.
3. A student lawyer ‘starting his articles,’ is beginning a stage of postgraduate training for his law degree. He is therefore doing his 'starticles'

Example 1: Even famous New York Times columnists have several STARTICLES before perfecting a final submission.

STARTICLES by Coral Francis-Callender May 14, 2008

Sharticles 

Tiny brown fecal particles that come out of someones butt when they fart. this usually happens when a person has a wet fart, or after having taco bell.

"oh dude there's sharticles on my underwear."

Sharticles by AudioDud3 November 29, 2017

Sharticle 

Articles that are a bit on the poo side

"Poo Buses set to take over Norwich"? What a sharticle!

Sharticle by Barshens July 31, 2016

Sharticle blapping 

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.

Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!

Sharticle blapping by Squapstars October 16, 2011