Sony

Sexy ass big man with a massive cock (2 inches) he eats dogs and he is a pedo.

Kid 1: I stole Sony's honeybun and he ate my ass
Kid 2:What? Where does he hide his honeybuns

by BigFatTityMan May 17, 2022

Sony

funny hot guy mostly gets made fun of but he dosent give af athletic has a lot of friends always there for you

Sony is a overall troublemaker

1. Teacher: What’s the hottest thing in the universe
2: Smart girl: the sun obviously

3: yeah second to me
4: Teacher: get out now

by Definitely not Jack February 14, 2022

Sonied

The act of gaining access to an unauthorised system, or have it occur to you. Is best used when system defences are as useful as a cat flap in an elephant house.

1. "I sonied into my friend's Facebook and made stupid status updates."

2. "I got sonied badly when someone sonied into my bank account."

by DITE! June 2, 2011

Sony Launch Syndrome

When distribution networks are wholly unprepared for the launch of a new product.

We need to ensure that our servers can handle millions of concurrent clients at launch or we might suffer from Sony Launch Syndrome and lose many of our day-one customers.

by xyzentw November 22, 2020