Snorlax

1. A massive pokemon
2. A massive human usaully a hurtful nickname

guy-Conner Klein is a fucking snorlax.
girl-I know he is so massive holy shit!

Snorlax by Osubuckeye February 21, 2009

Snorlax

A huge blue pokemon with a light coloured tummy and face.

Snorlax is a very cute pokemon!!!

Snorlax by I like snorlax February 20, 2018

Snorlax Roma

An expression used to describe awkward situations where you don't know how to react to something.

Serena: "Hey guys whats up im so cute today"
Pit: "Snorlax Roma 😳"

Snorlax Roma by amogus sus December 14, 2021

Snorlax texter 

The act of texting someone and having to wait 10+ minutes or several hours for a reply or having to send again in hopes of a reply. This can also be used by people who are attempting to ignore you or are to busy to talk, commonly used by the forgetful people or someone who is txting inept

Julian: hay what are you doing later? (6:39pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)

Snorlax texter by Daaaaaaaadddddddd February 1, 2010

snorlax that ho 

When you totally bang the shit out of a drunk strumpet and then fall asleep on top of her, possibly suffocating her

Lalor just Snorlax that ho, she never got up.

snorlax that ho by Peterson's Black Ass January 4, 2008

Snorlax

A Normal type Pokemon that looks like a sleeping panda that just eats and sleeps. In the Kanto region, its sleeping body will prevent you from going to certain areas and can only be awoken by a Pokeflute that you get from Mr. Fuji after saving him from Team Rocket in the Pokemon Tower at Lavender Town.

If you get one in a Wonder Trade, expect it to be named "YourMom" with a Burn Heal.
Snorlax weighs 1,014 lbs and is around. It can have the ability Thick Fat (Recieves 1/2x damage from Fire and Ice type moves) or Immunity (Cannot be poisoned)
Most people will call others "Snorlax" which means a morbidly obese person.

Trainer 1: I was trying to get to Fuchsia City but a sleeping Pokemon is in the way.
Trainer 2: Oh, you mean that Snorlax? I hope it moves out of the way someday. I want to get my Fog Badge.

Snorlax by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017

Winking Snorlax 

The sexual act of having a morbidly obese asian woman spread apart her ass cheeks and rap them around your face, having the ass engulf your entire head. The fat asain woman then proceeds to rip ass all over the person's face.

It is best to having the woman eat lots of beans and spicy foods before performing this procedure. And the woman must be obese & asian, or else it just defeats the entire purpose.

Stefan - "Dude, when I traveled to China I had a fat asian hooker give me the best winking snorlax of my life!"

Terry - "Swag"

Winking Snorlax by twizzlaaaaaaa January 1, 2012