22 definitions by Pokedex #184
An evolved form that a high functioning autistic person obtains when they are shown TMNT, Naruto, Kung Fu Panda, or Dragon Ball.
After learning the combat style of which ever cartoon/anime they were shown, they will immediately go and beat the shit out of all the school bullies.
After learning the combat style of which ever cartoon/anime they were shown, they will immediately go and beat the shit out of all the school bullies.
Martial Autists are extremely deadly, armed or unarmed. You'll be much better off avoiding any fights with them
by Pokedex #184 February 4, 2020
A Normal type Pokemon that looks like a sleeping panda that just eats and sleeps. In the Kanto region, its sleeping body will prevent you from going to certain areas and can only be awoken by a Pokeflute that you get from Mr. Fuji after saving him from Team Rocket in the Pokemon Tower at Lavender Town.
If you get one in a Wonder Trade, expect it to be named "YourMom" with a Burn Heal.
Snorlax weighs 1,014 lbs and is around. It can have the ability Thick Fat (Recieves 1/2x damage from Fire and Ice type moves) or Immunity (Cannot be poisoned)
Most people will call others "Snorlax" which means a morbidly obese person.
If you get one in a Wonder Trade, expect it to be named "YourMom" with a Burn Heal.
Snorlax weighs 1,014 lbs and is around. It can have the ability Thick Fat (Recieves 1/2x damage from Fire and Ice type moves) or Immunity (Cannot be poisoned)
Most people will call others "Snorlax" which means a morbidly obese person.
Trainer 1: I was trying to get to Fuchsia City but a sleeping Pokemon is in the way.
Trainer 2: Oh, you mean that Snorlax? I hope it moves out of the way someday. I want to get my Fog Badge.
Trainer 2: Oh, you mean that Snorlax? I hope it moves out of the way someday. I want to get my Fog Badge.
by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017
Anything that doesn't plug into a printer; technology for niggas.
Don't start trippin' calling me a racist, I don't mean nigga in a disrespectful way, I mean it as a general term for an ignorant motherfucker. Anybody of any race can be an ignorant motherfucker
Don't start trippin' calling me a racist, I don't mean nigga in a disrespectful way, I mean it as a general term for an ignorant motherfucker. Anybody of any race can be an ignorant motherfucker
by Pokedex #184 April 10, 2018
A complete joke; girls don't play video games. They are usually in the kitchen doing whatever the hell females do.
Gamer Girl: I need a weapon
Every guy in "her" team: *Rushes to "her" and drops as many guns as they can*
Every guy in "her" team: *Rushes to "her" and drops as many guns as they can*
by Pokedex #184 October 12, 2017
The thing that changes the mind of somebody who wants to go to jail because they thing it's gangsta.
In the prison showers, if you drop the soap, you get booty raped in the ass by a 6 1/2 foot tall man with a dick the length of your monitor if you pick that shit up. It may even happen more than once a week, so keep your rectum intact
In the prison showers, if you drop the soap, you get booty raped in the ass by a 6 1/2 foot tall man with a dick the length of your monitor if you pick that shit up. It may even happen more than once a week, so keep your rectum intact
Wannabe Gangster Kid: When I bust outta prison, I'ma become the leader of the Bloods and will have hoes on my dick for days and will have 20-inch rims that spin when my Lambo ain't moving and shit.
Guy: Alright then, prepare to get screwed in the ass when you go into the prison showers.
Guy: Alright then, prepare to get screwed in the ass when you go into the prison showers.
by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017
Guy 1: I've been unable to shit for 3 days straight. What do I do?
Doctor: Have you tried Taco Bell?
Doctor: Have you tried Taco Bell?
by Pokedex #184 November 4, 2017
Guy: I saw some pictures of Legos fucking and was strangely aroused by it.
Another Guy: Wtf were you searching, Lego porn?
Another Guy: Wtf were you searching, Lego porn?
by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017