Sliferous is and affliction of the inner pelvic region. Generally located on a woman's cervix, it is caught by banging a ginger. The vagina secretes a strawberry colored liquid called slifer
Harry: That girl probs got sliferous from you
Ron: Yeah, i'm a ging... i saw the red slifer
A small flightless found in the outer regions of Canada and western Russia. Renowned for it's amazing renditions of 'If you wanna be my lover' which can put one to sleep.
Also, a berk.