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Songwriter of the century 

RM aka Kim Namjoon of BTS is referred to as the Songwriter of the century. He has written over 170 songs in his career, several of which have gained worldwide acclaim. His lyrics have touched the hearts of millions and his songwriting skills are unmatched. No one is on his level.
Kim Namjoon, the songwriter of the century, released his critically acclaimed mixtape mono in 2018. It is a piece of art that has healed and comforted millions of people.
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shlongrider 

A homosexual, or more specifically, one who rides the penis.
"Enjoying your bananna there Mark?"
"Shut up Scott, you shlongrider!"
shlongrider by Ben Dizzle July 28, 2005

Depeche Mode lead singer/co-songwriter 

Dave Gahan. Formerly known as a lead singer only, but on Playing the Angel (2005 album) he penned three superlative songs: Suffer Well; I Want it All; and Nothing's Impossible, along with Martin L. Gore's always painfully beautiful songs.
Dave Gahan also released his first solo album, Paper Monsters, in 2003. Highly recommended if you are a true DM or Dave fan.

Dave Gahan
David Gahan
Sexy Man
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Personal Jesus
Martin L. Gore
The Depeche Mode lead singer/co-songwriter is Dave Gahan. Martin L. Gore is also equally talented because he is also in Depeche Mode. He is DM's lead songwriter and co-singer. That's why I love Depeche Mode a lot.

Sororiderby

The group of 3-4 mean girls who hold a position of power on small Roller Derby Leagues. These ladies were the freaks and geeks on high school who never fit in with the cool kids and may have been taunted by the pretty people. Now, finally, they are the cool kids who torture the new crop of Derby Girl wannabees, freaks and geeks-who in turn become their evil minions. They'll do anything for an XO from these evil sirens. Luckily, the power works only inside the confines of Neighborhood Roller Derby (small leagues that are afraid to step outside their Roller Rink). Nothing can stop them, except clean Derby Karma!
I'd give my right front quad skate nut to find a Sororiderby free Women's Roller Derby League!

"Drink the kool-aid and do what we say are we might let you get us some water one day, Fresh Meat!" said the Sororiderby High Priestess to her hypnotized minions
Sororiderby by F.U.B.A.R.bie #32flv September 30, 2011

songwriter 

A term commonly misused to describe an American actress/model/singer such as Miley Cyrus or Hilary Duff who 'writes her own songs'.

Proper usage would be an educated individual who makes his/her living by writing both or either the music and lyrics for songs.
I love being a songwriter. Although I haven't actually written a whole song yet. (Hilary Duff)
songwriter by neonpink August 25, 2010

Sensitive Songwriter Moment 

This is a cliché musical arranging technique started in the 2000s in which the chorus of a song is delivered in a hushed overly sentimental style followed by the entire band coming back in for an extra loud chorus. Abbreviation “SSM”
After the bridge, everyone drop out, I’m gonna have a Sensitive Songwriter Moment and then we’ll hit ‘em with the last chorus.

the worst songwriter of all time 

One Direction's boys... Oh wait! They do not write their songs!.
I think the the worst songwriter of all time must to die.