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Son of a Bitch (SOB), and Son of a Gun, two variants, both euphemisms. There are varios theories regarding the origins of the phrase, however one can believe what they like. Can be put as an interjection expressing;
1. Surprise 2. Amazement 3. Anger 4. Disappointment 5. Disgust 6. Revenge 7. Gratitude 8. Etc. 1. (When discovering a friend of yours screwing with your grandmother, mother, sister, cousin, girlfriend...)
She; "Someones commin in!" Friend; "I am baby...(realises it ain't a joke)what?really? who the..." You;(mouth wide open)"...what?...Son of a bitch!" 2. (When you see a Nerd, getting it on with 5 very fine chicks at a party...) Travis; "Dude...what the fuck?...you see that?" Jason; "Holy shit..." Both; "I'll be damned...son of a bitch..." 3. (When a silly little fucker, plays around with your balls, and a fight begins) Opponent; "i'm goin to kick your arse!" You; "we'll see about that, you silly son of a bitch!" 4. (When your girlfriend dumps you, cause your shit in bed) Jack; "...hey man...don't worry..millions of other bitches in the sea...thats life!" You; (crying your eyes out)...lifes a son of a bitch Jack" 5. (When you discover a friend of yours fucking a dog) Dog; (trying to escape with all his strengh)...HEEELP! Get this fucker off me!" Your girlfriend; "OH MY GOD!" You; "...filthy son of a bitch!" 6. (Whilst taking a crap on your nieghbours front lawn, for pissing you off for some reason one evening) Niehgbour; "What the hell do you think your doing?" You; "What's it look like you son of a bitch?" 7. (When some friend of yours buys you a blowup sex doll for your birthday) Tom; "here, hope you like it" You; "aaaawww, you didn't have to, you son of a bitch" 8. Or for any other situation. |
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The Funniest Thing Your Mom Can Call You. Mom: You Son Of A Bitch , Ill Kill You!
Me: HaHaHa! |
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A person who you hate and the only word you can use is son of a bitch. or a word of surprise. Related to asshole Why the fuck did you smoke all my J you son of a bitch.
Wife: Honey, I am pregnant Man: Son of a bitch! |
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Exclamation of surprise. "Dude, you were supposed to work at 3."
"Son of a Bitch." "Dude, what happened to the rest of the beer?" "Son of a Bitch." |
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1.An Exclamation used when angry.
2.Some guy who pissed you off 3.A male dog 1."You goddamn son of a bitch !"
2."You goddamn son of a bitch !" 3."You goddamn son of a bitch !" |
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A term for somebody (usually a male) that you hate with a passion. An asshole.
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1. A word phrase used to describe a male humaniod whom is a product of an act of beastification, the father being a sick-minded human being and the mother is a female dog who is a victim of rape. Jay: What kind of Son of a Bitch sits down on the shitter and pisses out his own ass?
Gordy Pig-Fucker: Hey that sounds a lot like George W.B. |
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