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Samosa'd 

"Samosa'd" : The act of rubbing a pastry in a seemingly offending stranger's face in a rather unexpected manner that results in the immense enjoyment of all observers.
"Oh man, I was drunkenly absorbed in my falafel and didn't actually see, but I'm pretty sure that Vic just samosa'd that dude in the face! Yeah, his face is covered in spinach. samosa'd.
Samosa'd by Youngpersonwithdreams December 1, 2013
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A dietary staple of McGill University students used to end student debt, support charities, spread love, happiness, and friendship, basically to change the world. The Mose is the answer to all of life's questions, the peanut butter to jelly, the Whip to the Nay-Nay. Most importantly, it allows McGill's community to gather through the wonderful Facebook network that is Samosa Search.
"can someone pls hit me up with a st bio confir-mose-ion"

CONFIRMED

"Samosa Sean here to save the day"
Samosa by SamosaSearcher February 28, 2016
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Samosa King 

The best type of samosa there is. Samosa Kings will always have your back when you have no clue what you're doing in the bot section of a discord server. Samosa Kings are not IT workers nor are they tits, ass, or elbows to the face. They are your friend whether you know it or not.
Shae: How do I use this bot?
Samosa King: Here you go
Samosa King by pikashae July 24, 2019
another name for calling someone beautiful =)
that girl over there is so soosan
soosan by mMmMm69 January 17, 2007

Samosa Tits 

A variant of the commonly sighted manboob, where the male breast is made of softer, more playful flab than a typical manboob. This results in a downward pointing shape in a triangular formation, like a samosa (the delicious triangular Indian snack).

It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.
Person 1: Have you seen the state of Mr Roberts recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?

manboobs moobs flab mantits
Samosa Tits by rave69uk December 7, 2015

Somonauk 

This is a town where everyone is fake as fuck and think they are better everyone. We got Hicks , Corn, and straight up bitches :). Everyone’s too pussy to throw parties but at least we got good weed
bro did you hear how Somonauk girls have small tiddies?
Somonauk by 420GucciGang420 May 23, 2019

Somosphere 

The somosphere is the sum of all man-made networks, systems, software and hardware required to support virtual identities used in social media and gaming. It combines the words 'somos' (Spanish meaning 'we are') and 'sphere' and describes a completely artificial zone that engulfs much of the Earth. Drawing on a comparison to the biosphere, the somosphere can be seen to have evolved from the need for humans to communicate, moving from a purely verbal form of language to one that could be written, distributed through invention of the printing press, telegraph, radio and TV, and the Internet, to its current state as a global electronic ecosystem that supports virtual life. Unlike the biosphere, the somosphere is not a self-regulating ecosystem, although this aspect is changing with major contributors such as network operators, Internet Service Providers and social media giant Facebook showing reluctance to moderate content or comply with government interference (e.g. to prevent illegal downloading of copyright material). To this end the somosphere has emerged to be representative of the true will of the people, who are (for the most part) unrestricted by physical form, age, gender, social standing, nationality, geographical and geopolitical location, relative and religious influences and taboo. To borrow a quote from Descartes, 'We connect, therefore we are'.
Recent opinion polls have failed to appreciate factors within the somosphere, which could account for their poor performance in predicting the outcome of the Brexit and US Presidential Elections. Such factors include the reliability of statistics based on unqualified accounts; deliberate false accounting; trending within anonymous groups; and media interference. Clearly big-data generated by activity within the somosphere alone is not reliable and, as with grossly overestimated predictions from mixed meteorological data over the effect of global warming, pollsters must rethink the models used when assessing the habits of real people in line with online advertising.
Somosphere by rippenburn November 12, 2016